I Say, I Say, I Say ...
(Click on questions to reveal punchlines)

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road softly?

Because it couldn't walk, hardly

Why did the punk cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

What happened to the man who threw Domestos at the Pope?

He was charged with a bleach of the priest